it took me the longest time to realize cap’s uniform consists of little blue booty shorts over what are basically leggings
how about we skip the leggings
oH MY FUCKING GOD PEOPLE OH MY GOD
how about Team Booty Shorts
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.